I have a problem and it's name is Spepper. I just saw it on the Food Network. One day this stoner guy was in his kitchen - maybe he had the munchies. Maybe he was bored. Maybe he was tripping and thought he was hosting his own cooking show. Anyway, he was having trouble with the pepper shaker so he grabbed a knife and started hacking away at the tiny holes in the top. Then he decides to take the top off and mix the salt and pepper together! He said to himself, "huh, I'm gonna call this Spepper." And now he manufactures and sells these combination salt and pepper shakers with oversized holes to other stoners around the country. This is so not even a lie.
My problem with this is...why the hell didn't I think of that? I totally could have made Spepper. Now I'm going to have to think of something else. I wonder if anyone would be interested in Mutchup - half ketchup, half mustard... Hmmmmm.
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