A Brush With Greatness... In Vegas (Baby)

So, the very first night I was in Vegas, Bestest Friend/Co-Worker, her boyfriend, her cousin, and I went out to Caesar's Palace after dinner. We were standing at the craps table. BFCW was trying to figure out how to bet (craps is so confusing.) This little guy walked up to the table and yelled, "hey man, can I get a chair?" So the dealer grabbed him a chair to stand on. He got up on the chair and started betting.

Well, BFCW's boyfriend (Tastykakes) looks at the little guy, then looks at me. "Hey, that dude looks like freaking Webster!" I looked at him. "It totally is! It's FREAKING Webster!" SO NOT EVEN A LIE. It was freaking Webster. Right after he got there, some random guy asked for his autograph and everything.

We played craps with Webster for about an hour. I’ve got pictures on my cell phone but I haven’t been able to send them to my computer yet.

Office Update

Whorish Shoe Girl has been busy. The last few weeks have included the following shenanigans:
She got really drunk at a NASCAR race and flashed her chest at Kasey Kahne's car as it drove past (probably 500 times)
She got really drunk and had sex with a marine (who she'd just met) while her cell phone was on so some other guy heard it
She got really drunk and walked out into the interstate in the middle of the night
She got really drunk at her friend's birthday party and put her boobs in the cake (I've seen pictures of this!) THEN made out with some guy she'd just met
She got really drunk and showed the aforementioned pictures to two very high officers in the company at a bar they were all drinking at (to be fair, the two very high officers were also really drunk)

What really amazes me is how proud she is of these accomplishments. Every morning she comes in and announces the latest to the entire office.

In other office gossip, I'm getting a new co-worker/subordinate on Monday. She offically won't be reporting to me, but really I'll be sort of in charge of her. Especially since next week both The Boss and My Boss Who Is Kind Of A Goober will be out most of the week, leaving me alone to manage the department. I'll let you all know how it goes.

My New Favorite TV Show

I forgot to mention it... So NoTORIous. Seriously. Timmy thinks it's stupid, but I think it's freakin hysterical!!!!

A Few Photos of Vegas (Baby)

Caesar's Palace


Bellagio fountain show seen from the Eiffel Tower


Bestest Friend/Co-Worker

We Won The Lottery... Twice!

In the same week! Yep, we won a total of $4!

Woooohooooooo!

Why I Haven't Written:

SpongeBob Squarepants: The Movie for Playstation 2

Vegas (Baby): Prologue

I'm going to Vegas (baby)!

Wooooooooooo!

I'm leaving tomorrow and won't be back all week.

More Animal Cruelty

We shaved the cat. Hee hee.

BEFORE


AFTER

Notes From Columbus

We loaded up the puppies and drove 6 hours to Columbus. Here is Sweetest Co-Worker Ever with the puppies (photo taken at Bestest Friend/CoWorker's house). Awwww.


Friday was St. Patrick's Day, so we all went out to an Irish pub in downtown Columbus.


A gaggle of bagpipers came in and played a few songs. We tried to get them to play "Free Bird" but they said they didn't know it.


Timmy drank a lot of Guinness. Gross!


Sweetest Co-Worker Ever


Pickles in her leprechaun suit.


On Saturday we took the puppies for a walk. This is Bestest Friend/Co-Worker's dog Rilie and her boyfriend Tastykakes.


Did you know there are drive-through liquor stores in Ohio?


SCWE


On Saturday night we played beer pong.



Sadly, Timmy and I lost to SCWE and BFCW.