Nachos

When I win the lottery I'm going to eat nachos every day.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnachoooooooooooooos!

What's Going On?

My computer got a new hard drive... Hooray!
And lots more memory.. Yippeeee!!!!

Godzilla the Temp was asked to leave and the new temp is AWESOME. She's a keeper.

Work is dumb.

Didn't win the lottery AGAIN despite two lottery systems within 15 minutes of us. Well, there's still MegaMillions on Tuesday but looks like Powerball is over this time.

Here's what I've done to get ready to win the lottery:
Cleaned the house. I figure we'll probably hire a maid once we're rich, and I didn't want her to think we were slobs.
Did the laundry so I'd have something clean to wear to pick up my giant check.
Looked at house plans for our new mansion. My favorite had a pool with a swim-up bar and a butler's pantry (where we can store our butler when we're not using him.)
Thought about buying a tour bus so we can ride in the back and play video games while someone else deals with traffic and stuff.
Wrote "win lottery" in my daily planner on Wednesday, then forwarded to Saturday when I didn't win. I guess I'll have to forward it again to Tuesday now. Gosh!

Um, that's it.

Puppy Bowl II

You have to turn on Animal Planet right now and watch the Puppy Bowl. It is just a bunch of puppies playing on an indoor football field. Whenever one of them has an "accident" a referee comes out and cleans it up. And there is a camera in the bottom of the water bowl that is too cute!

I can't wait for the Kitty Half-Time show!

Much much much better than that other silly game that's going to be on later today.

Our House Almost Got Blowed Up

True story. Monday night we were watching tv and suddenly the entire house shook. I was like, "What the hell was that?" Timmy went outside with a flashlight to see if a tree had fallen on the roof. Nope. So we settled back down to watching tv.

Tuesday morning I stopped at Sheetz to get some coffee and as I was standing at the counter I noticed the front page of the local paper. "Jackass Blows Up House" or something like that. They are still investigating the cause, but what happened was a house about a mile from ours completely blew up. The paper said the blast could be felt up to 10 miles away. People in nearby houses were thrown out of their beds and stuff flew off the walls. Front doors flew open and windows were shattered. One girl who was sitting at her computer banged her head on the monitor (that one is a little funny to me.) 38 houses suffered damage and 11 were condemned. My friend who is the Southern Living at Home consultant had to get a building inspector to come out to look at their structural damage.

Here's the odd thing: we never heard any sirens on Monday night. Weird....