Offensive Comments Last Week

by Unprofessional Pete

1. "My father told me that after 50 you should never waste a hard-on."

2. While writing up a job description for a new hire "Where do I put the part about sexual favors?"

Ewwww

Do This

Go to Google.com and search for "failure." Ha!!!!!

Unprofessionalism 101

There's a guy I work with who is NOT my boss (though he likes to imagine he is) who is so unprofessional. The funny thing is, he reprimands his subordinates for their unprofessional behavior. Then he'll talk about them behind their backs to everyone. "I just yelled at Pretty Boy Floyd because he doesn't have any calls on his cell phone log before 10 am. Ha ha! What a jackass!" Today after listening to one of his MANY foul comments of the day, I said to him, "I'm going to start writing these things down. I'm going to make a file. Seriously. I had to sit through the class. I know how to document these things." He laughed. He thought I was kidding. I wasn't. So starting now I will start listing all of the horrible things he says.

Today my Boss Who is Kind of a Goober was on the phone with a woman that Unprofessional Pete also knew. While BWIKOAG was talking to the woman, UP starts talking LOUDLY about how amazingly fat the woman is. And how hugely obese her husband is. And then he made some crude comments about what it must look like when they're having sex. UP is a LOUD TALKER. I'm sure the woman heard some, if not all of his comments. As did EVERYONE within a 6 cubicle radius. Professional?

Oh, by the way, the first time I met Unprofessional Pete I mentioned that BFCW was a blonde (something about her being goofy, I don't remember the context.) Anyway, he says to me, "So, does the carpet match the curtains?" Really. True story. Timmy was with me - he can back me up on this.

Yuck!

And It Was All Yellow....

This weekend we painted!

First we did the kitchen. The previous owners had painted the walls a nasty beige/ecru color. And check out the horrible fruit stencil around the ceiling. Yecccccht!


We painted the walls "Summer Sun" It is very cheerful looking now!


Then we painted the sunroom. "Chickery Chick" Another shade of yellow. Loves it!!!!

PS. These pictures don't really show the true yellowness of the paint. Oh well.

Pretty Boy Floyd

I work with a guy called Pretty Boy Floyd. Well, I'm the only one who calls him that. Anyway, for some reason, he felt compelled to email a picture of himself wearing an american flag speedo to some co-workers. I would post it here, but you might get sick. He says he was wasted in the photo. But that doesn't explain why he would email to people he works with. Does he think he looks especially good in the photo?

WSG and Paris printed out a copy in color and were waving it around the office yesterday. We had to hide it before HR saw it.


This is a photo of Floyd with his clothes ON.

Our backyard

One More Thing...

Yesterday Paris was wearing what looked like a tube top, except it was a dress. She's so tall and thin that it looked so awkward on her. Bless her heart. I've got to take some pictures of those two!!!!