Sunday, December 24, 2006

Merry Christmas from Shmoopy!

Photos from the Tenacious D Concert


This is Timmy and me waiting for the concert to begin.


They rocked.


They rocked... so hard...


Even Lee made an appearance!


Go D!!! See you next tour!!!!!

Party UPdate


Well, I have to admit the WSG/Paris party was less exciting than I'd expected. Oh, they were both drunk by the time we got there (Paris was very drunk). But nothing really scandalous happened. Well, there was that one time that WSG grabbed Paris's stick-on boob out of her shirt and then the 7 year old who had crashed the party snatched it and threw it across the room, breaking a picture frame. Then Paris couldn't get the thing to stick back onto her boob, so she announced to the entire party that we would all have to just look at her nipples. Paris was wearing the backless shirt and Whorish Shoe Girl was wearing the dangerously low cut shirt with no bra at all.

AND WSG posed for this photo of her new Whorish Shoes!

The next party will be around Valentine's Day. I can't wait.

Friday, December 15, 2006

News Flash!

I'm going to a party tonight... hosted by Whorish Shoe Girl and her friend Paris! True story.

Let me bring you up to date on their latest antics...

Last week they went out and got really drunk. The next day Paris had to take her lunch break at 9 am. She went home, threw up, took a nap, went to McDonalds for a bag full of french fries, then came back to work.

WSG has started telling me when Paris does things to annoy her. Which is apparently constantly. Paris complains that she needs to save money for her upcoming trip to Costa Rica, then goes out and spends $300 on Chanel earrings... 2 weeks before Christmas! THEN Paris has to tell EVERYONE in the office about her new Chanel earrings. How dare she?!

Yesterday WSG came to work hung over and possibly still drunk from the night before. She and My Boss Who is Kind of a Goober left to drive to Richmond. When he called in later in the day I asked him how the drive was. He said that WSG had to pull over and throw up, so he drove the rest of the way, and she almost didn't make it to the hotel before she had to throw up again. Classic!

Meanwhile, Paris tells me that WSG was really annoying the night before and had stinky feet.

So I'm quite excited about tonight's party. As a bonus, Paris had oral surgery earlier in the week and now has a large supply of Vicodin, which I'm sure will be passed around the party like candies. I can't wait to see what happens!!!!!