Office Gossip

This post is mostly for Bestest Friend/Co-Worker. But the rest of ya'll can also enjoy!

On Thursday I had to tell Whorish Shoe Girl that some samples she had sent to the lab were sent back because she didn't log them in before sending them. She yelled - in the middle of the crowded office - "You tell -Insert Lab Technician Guy's Name Here - that he can SUCK MY ASS!" I said, "Oookay." She said, "It was - Lab Technician Guy - wasn't it? You can tell me." I was like, "Actually, no, I didn't even speak to that guy today but now I'm certainly not going to tell you who it was and why does it even matter?"

She then went on to tell me that Lab Technician Guy was a pervert. He has been hitting on her for a while (and I guess she was allowing it) but then he tried to "take it to the next level" and when she turned him down he started badmouthing her all over the company. I said, "Isn't he married?" "Yes, and he's a pervert." She wanted to know if I thought she should tell her boss that LTG has been sexually-harassing her. I said, "Erm, I don't think so."

So yesterday I had to take WSG's samples back to the lab. Who should I run into while there? Lab Technician Guy! We started chatting and someone (not me!) brought up Whorish Shoe Girl. I said, "By the way, she wanted me to tell you something. She said you can SUCK HER ASS! What's THAT about?" He said it didn't surprise him that she would say something like that. Apparently I'm not the only one who has noticed her inappropriate clothing and demeanor at work. Lab Technician Guy's BOSS told him "that girl is so unprofessional and incompetent, don't let her handle anything else for our department." HA! I mentioned that I was surprised at the way she was allowed to dress. Lab Technician Guy told me that she'd already been called into HR about it, and she was BRAGGING about it. He also said that every time he has to talk to her about business, she starts telling him about how she is sooo hungover from drinking the night before. And she's done this in meetings with our vendors! He said he actually had to take over one meeting because after an hour and a half she was still talking about how much she likes to get drunk. As the recipient of many of her hangover speeches myself, I tend to believe him.

Recap of 2 stories:
1. Nice, professional, married LTG hits on WSG, gets mad when she won't put out, and says mean things about her behind her back. OR...
2. WSG acts like a immature, spoiled, slut-bomb at our very conservative office. SHE tries to hit on LTG, maybe he flirts a little but then doesn't want to "take it to the next level" with her on account of his being married and her being a big ho, so she starts spreading vicious lies about HIM.

Anyone want to start taking bets on how long til she gets fired?