Daily Ramblings

Saw a Hummer painted with the Sheetz logo. The license plate said “YUMMER.” Made me giggle.

Work has been shite all week since it was the month-end and I was out all last week and there’s a check run tomorrow. Everybody needs everything done RIGHT NOW! I don’t think I missed anything major, but a few smaller things got pushed to the side. I screwed a couple of things up but nothing that can’t be fixed next week.

Yet Another CoWorker Who Quit Last Week is always very well dressed. I will miss seeing her jaunty scarves in the office every day. And she’s very very nice, too.

Office party for several coworkers who quit recently last night, including YACWWQLW. Timmy got to meet The Boss and Whorish Shoe Girl. He said The Boss seems kind of dorky and Whorish Shoe Girl wasn’t as fat as he thought. She was wearing a bright blue tube top with a tight white skirt, matching blue shoes with 4 inch stiletto heels and matching blue eyeshadow. Her silly shoes almost made her fall down some stairs and onto Timmy. He wouldn’t have thought she wasn’t that fat when she landed on him! Guy From Spain was at the party – just in from Spain. WSG is going to be his assistant. GFS’s wife was hysterical about it. She was telling me that she couldn’t believe that WSG worked for our company because of the way she was dressed. I was all, "Have you seen her shoes?! That's your husband's new assistant!!!! And by the way, look at her shoes!" She rolled her eyes and said she'd already had a talk with him about it.

This morning WSG was over an hour late to work. She told me that she had gone to another bar last night after the office party, got really wasted, ran into an ex-boyfriend, told him she hated him, had some shots, cried in the bar, told him she loved him, hooked up with some sales trainee, got Hapless Sales Trainee to take her drunk ass home, and passed out. At least, that's all that she remembers. Was I supposed to be impressed by this story? I said, "Well, that sounds like fun" and walked off. Friggin Idiot!

I should probably start working on the novel again. I think it will be funny, and if Janet Evanovich can write 11 Stephanie Plum novels and make millions of dollars well then so can I!