What a Weekend

So far this weekend we have:

Captured Mystery Kitten (this involved an all-day stake-out that culminated in a daring snatch of said kitten by me and an excruciating bite of my finger by said kitten)
Swept an unbelievable amount of pug hair from every room in the house
Vacuumed another unbelievable amount of pug hair from carpets and furniture
Took vacuum cleaner apart and cleaned unbelievable amount of pug hair from all parts
Printed and distributed Free Kitten flyers to Petsmart and local vet offices
Paid property taxes
Balanced checkbooks
Painted the walls and trim of the hallway (2 day job)
Done 5 loads of laundry
Scooped out 5 litter boxes approximately 27 times
Taken 8 Tylenols (collectively)
Consumed 2 beers (each)

Tomorrow give Pickles a bath, go to Timmy's parents' house for a barbecue, and I get to meet his Aunt and Uncle whose names I've already forgotten.

Free Kittens!