Update

The Boss Who is Kind of a Goober quit.
I was offered a job in a different department at work.
Department switch was put on hold.
I gained two more direct subordinates at work.
I joined a yoga class.
Tim learned to ride a motorcycle.
We booked our tickets to Hawaii.
New job still on hold.
We bought a Wii!!!!!!
We booked our hotel rooms in Hawaii.
The Boss Who is Kind of a Goober came back, but this time he is not the boss of me.
Whorish Shoe Girl got a job selling pharmaceuticals.
Tim BOUGHT a motorcycle.
We registered for gifts.

That's about it...