Monday morning -
Whorish Shoe Girl: Hey girl! Did you get really drunk this weekend?
Paris: I DID!
WSG: So did I!
Paris: It was a real good time. I woke up in a pool of my own vomit. I haven't had this much fun since the last time I had my stomach pumped!
Today -
Unprofessional Pete: Hi, what's up?
Paris: Mmmmmf! (eating nachos)
UP: Huh?
Paris: Sorry! My mouth was full.
UP: Oh, like THAT doesn't happen on a regular basis! Get it? Get it?
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