1. Sally just had a baby! Congratulations!!!!!
2. The new girl in the office (who will be referred to as DMBFreak because of her obsession with Dave Matthews) is preggers. I'm trying to talk her out of naming the baby (a girl) Davida after guess who.
3. Whorish Shoe Girl !!!! is also expecting. She's already offered to give me the baby. In her words "I don't even like babies, What the F am I going to do with it?" Ah jeez.
4. I am NOT pregnant. Hooray.
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