Office Update

Whorish Shoe Girl has been busy. The last few weeks have included the following shenanigans:
She got really drunk at a NASCAR race and flashed her chest at Kasey Kahne's car as it drove past (probably 500 times)
She got really drunk and had sex with a marine (who she'd just met) while her cell phone was on so some other guy heard it
She got really drunk and walked out into the interstate in the middle of the night
She got really drunk at her friend's birthday party and put her boobs in the cake (I've seen pictures of this!) THEN made out with some guy she'd just met
She got really drunk and showed the aforementioned pictures to two very high officers in the company at a bar they were all drinking at (to be fair, the two very high officers were also really drunk)

What really amazes me is how proud she is of these accomplishments. Every morning she comes in and announces the latest to the entire office.

In other office gossip, I'm getting a new co-worker/subordinate on Monday. She offically won't be reporting to me, but really I'll be sort of in charge of her. Especially since next week both The Boss and My Boss Who Is Kind Of A Goober will be out most of the week, leaving me alone to manage the department. I'll let you all know how it goes.