Drama at the Office

Where do I begin? With the complete ineptitude of my boss? How about rumors I'm hearing regarding some of his "shady" dealings? Or would you like to know about the constant paranoia and malaise among the people who do all the work? Or the grumblings about clueless management? No I think I'll put something much much more important out there to all of us:

The Fashion

There is a girl at the office who dresses like a... there's just no nice way to describe it... a whore. The first time I met her she was wearing bright red shoes with 3 inch stiletto heels. At a corporate job! Who dresses like that?!

Today she was wearing a tight lime green shirt with her boobs hanging halfway out, a a tight skirt, and some very odd shoes. They looked like they were made from bamboo and they had flowers glued to them. Not to mention the 3 inch heels. I really wanted a picture for the website so I asked my co-workers for suggestions on how to get one in a sneaky way. Here's the advice I got:

1. Walk by her desk with the camera, pretend to trip, then take the picture while on the floor.
2. Stand by her desk, fiddle with the camera, say something like, "what is wrong with this darn camera?" and take the picture.
3. Pretend to take a picture of the floor in front of her feet, as if testing the "broken" camera.
4. Strike up a conversation with her cubicle neighbor, then lean over casually and take a picture.
5. Tell her that I love her shoes and would like a picture so I can put it on my website.

I went with number 4. It didn't work. I couldn't use the flash, because that would tip her off that I was taking a picture. The pictures of her feet were just too dark. But I did get a picture of her inappropriate shirt.